kinochestvo:

theangryprojectionist:

kinochestvo:

exspectator:

suburbantragic:

I really hope this doesn’t happen to us.  Or just ever.

Suck my dick, Helen Moritz.

Mo Cars

Mo Ritz

I still love telling the story of how i killed 5 billion flies for less than 30 bucks.

Base Camp lives forever in our hearts.

This needn’t be here

johnwilkestooth:

cantshakeemylee:

ssjessica1286:

laurakelly00:

bgclements:

metalanusdragondickcheeseforyou:

corpsefucker:

nadinetangerine:

WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING AMERICAN?

Fat.

Angry.

Unemployed.

Angry,  definitely angry

Repressed. Poor. But I can’t complain. I don’t have it as bad as soooooooo many people.

Paying out the ass for college and health care. Also, the drugs are great.

Employed.  Drunk constantly.  In love with cigarettes.  Hating food.  And killing your body so much that, for the 22nd continual year of your life, you still do not have health insurance.

Ever drink five gallons of melted american cheese, then ride a disneyworld rollercoaster on methadone, while singing the star spangled banner, then get beat up by cops?……… it’s a lot like that.

kinochestvo:

exspectator:

suburbantragic:

I really hope this doesn’t happen to us.  Or just ever.

Suck my dick, Helen Moritz.

Mo Cars

Mo Ritz

I still love telling the story of how i killed 5 billion flies for less than 30 bucks.

exspectator:

johnwilkestooth:

exspectator:

pertoleum:

kumquatsandapricots:

theglamourkills:

(via cinderellaash)

holy fuck that’s a lot of vodka

My sister once paid me to buy her a bottle of Grey Goose that size once, and a 16 year old girl ended up getting alcohol poisoning at my dad’s house.

Nick P!  Wanna fuck each other’s sisters??

I’m not letting you put your dick anywhere near my sister.

Who said anything about his dick?

handa:

oosawatechnica:

ivvzac:

katsuma:

sukoyaka:

gkojax:

kawaiigaloop:

g0nsuke:

djmascotboy:

word-of-eyes:

inujita:

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I’m sure if i knew what this said…. it’d be totally awesome

synecdoche:

veruca-salt:

championawkward:

monicaftw:

bigbrat:

i wanted to be charlie brown. obviously i had high expectations.

i wanted to be snow white.

I wanted to be a figureskatingballerinalawyer.

So, you know, Barbie.

A ballerina cowgirl fuck yeah!

screenwriter/director, agent mulder’s partner in the fbi, military pilot, novelist, elementary school teacher, comedian (women aren’t funny), etc.

A projectionist….

just kidding…. I wanted to be an Insurance salesman

studentloansforbeermoney:

dontcookbilly:

shorterexcerpts:

skysignal:

During the plague in the Middle Ages, some doctors wore a primitive form of biohazard suit called “plague suits”. The mask included red glass eyepieces, which were thought to make the wearer impervious to evil. The beak of the mask was often filled with strongly aromatic herbs and spices to overpower the miasmas or “bad air” which was also thought to carry the plague.

I considered this for a Halloween costume too.  I figured it was too complicated.

This is fucking terrifying.

I love the way medicine was before medicine.

pixelilly:

Well I’ve got a brand new pair of roller skates

Ok.. OK! I’m awake!

snuff-d-rooster:

Mmmm. Nothing.

My mom will never understand why her whipped cream cans never work.