Freelance Protagonist

I'm an art-house projectionist. This is a bunch of shit I think about at work....

July 20, 2013 12:19 pm June 17, 2013 8:33 pm
"you kids wanna see a dead body?"

"you kids wanna see a dead body?"

April 24, 2013 8:19 pm

gamefreaksnz:

Mega Man!

Dean Fraser over at Springfield Punx gives Mega Man the Simpsons treatment.

(via freakonomicon)

April 23, 2013 10:46 pm
drinkinbrewforbreakfast:

This is what happens when you end a band after five years and your friends are a bunch of crazy drunks and support you for whatever reason. If you were wondering that’s a ski with four Jager shots that you drink simultaneously with three other goodtime buddies. 

I remember this!  Sort of…

drinkinbrewforbreakfast:

This is what happens when you end a band after five years and your friends are a bunch of crazy drunks and support you for whatever reason. 

If you were wondering that’s a ski with four Jager shots that you drink simultaneously with three other goodtime buddies. 

I remember this! Sort of…

April 20, 2013 12:28 am

jhermann:

brainstatic:

scoldylox:

awkward-elevator:

Swedish Chef Ramsay

I hit reblog after seeing the first picture because I was already laughing too hard to do anything else.

It took me a minute to realize this has nothing to do with failed Supreme Court candidate Robert Bork.

this has everything to do with Robert Bork

(Source: awkward-elevator)

February 12, 2013 9:25 pm 9:23 pm

Early transcript of President Obama’s State of the Union address

latimes:

Follow along with Obama’s remarks, and catch where he deviates from the prepared text, below.

Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, Members of Congress, fellow citizens: 

Fifty-one years ago, John F. Kennedy declared to this Chamber that “the Constitution makes us not rivals for power but partners for progress…It is my task,” he said, “to report the State of the Union – to improve it is the task of us all.” 

Tonight, thanks to the grit and determination of the American people, there is much progress to report.  After a decade of grinding war, our brave men and women in uniform are coming home.  After years of grueling recession, our businesses have created over six million new jobs.  We buy more American cars than we have in five years, and less foreign oil than we have in twenty.  Our housing market is healing, our stock market is rebounding, and consumers, patients, and homeowners enjoy stronger protections than ever before.

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I keep reading ahead out loud. Rachel hates it.

January 30, 2013 12:11 am

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January 20, 2013 7:43 pm
bohemea:

sassyfontaine:

So nice to have an in-house bow tie model! #grampa

Debonair! 


This dog looks exactly like Morgan Freeman…

bohemea:

sassyfontaine:

So nice to have an in-house bow tie model! #grampa

Debonair! 

This dog looks exactly like Morgan Freeman…

(via benewavvy)

December 18, 2012 11:57 pm
somewhatnifty:

drunkonpurpose:

Nonsense wasn’t intimidating.  All you had to do was fuck the editor and talk about how big your dick was…at least…that my my approach.

These are brave words from someone who can’t go six months without telling me how intimidating I was and how mad she is that Doria never found me scary.

Art systematically hated everything I did.  This made me a funnier person in the long run… for what it’s worth…

somewhatnifty:

drunkonpurpose:

Nonsense wasn’t intimidating.  All you had to do was fuck the editor and talk about how big your dick was…at least…that my my approach.

These are brave words from someone who can’t go six months without telling me how intimidating I was and how mad she is that Doria never found me scary.

Art systematically hated everything I did.  This made me a funnier person in the long run… for what it’s worth…